My Original Songs for RVers

I see you and me in our RV

Cruzin’ in the sun havin’ fun

Just rollin down a road

To find our where it goes

I hope this RV livin’ never ends

Roam sweet Roam

Take me down the road

Roam sweet Roam

It’s time to be movin’ on

You’re as free as you can be in an RV

No one has to know where you go

So pack up all your stuff

Cause you know you’ve had enough

It’s time to hit the road again

Roam sweet Roam

Take me down the road

Roam sweet Roam

It’s time to be movin’ on

Now we park in the dark at Wal-Mart

We fuel in the day at Flyin’ J

When we are ridin’ down the road

There’s always a place to go

It’s the RV livin’ that we love

Roam sweet Roam

Take me down the road

Roam sweet Roam

It’s time to be movin’ on

I see you and me in our RV

Cruzin’ in the sun havin’ fun

Just rollin down a road

To find our where it goes

I hope this RV livin’ never ends

Roam sweet Roam

Take me down the road

Roam sweet Roam

It’s time to be movin’ on

Roam sweet Roam

Take me down the road

Roam sweet Roam

It’s time to be movin’ on

Yes, it's time to be moving on

I was riddin’ in my RV, just as happy as I could be

When an 18 wheeler pulled up by my side.

Then he pointed to the ground waved his arms round and round,

When I looked into my mirror I almost died.

My tow car was beside me on the shoulder of the road

My Blue Ox hitch was flopin’ up and down.

Doin’ 60 miles per hour down an 8 percent grade

I thought I was headed for my grave.

I broke out in a sweat, my palms were getting wet,

The steering wheel was getting hard to hold.

Then I let up on the gas, pulled over on the grass,

It seemed that I had coasted for a mile

My tow car was beside me on the shoulder of the road

My Blue Ox hitch was flopin’ up and down.

Doin’ 60 miles per hour down an 8 percent grade

I thought I was headed for my grave.

When It finally came to a stop, my heart was about to drop,

Then I walked back to check out my tow car.

It seemed to be ok, a tow pin had sheared away,

Safety cables and God had seen me through

My tow car was beside me on the shoulder of the road

My Blue Ox hitch was flopin’ up and down.

Doin’ 60 miles per hour down an 8 percent grade

I thought I was headed for my grave.

I thought I was headed for my grave.

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Rollin down the road 

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Goin’ go where we wanna go

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna  Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Lookin’ for a park tonight

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Wal-marts got a sight

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna  Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  It’s the life for me

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Livin life so free

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna  Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  The fuel is getting low

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Flyin’ Js down the road

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna  Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Gonna find a brand new road

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Gonna roll away from the snow

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Lets rock the night away

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  We’ll sleep most of day

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna  Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Rollin down the road 

We’ve got a Rockin’ Rollin’ RV,  Goin’ go where we wanna go

Gonna Rock Rock Rock, gonna  Roll Roll Roll,  Here we go

We’re waltzin thru Wal-Mart 

Parkin on their lot

Staying where the camping is free

Out come the slides the chairs and

the fake grass we’re setting up our RV

Folks are a stairin’ but we ain’t carin’

If the satellite has its own parking spot

We’re waltzin thru Wal-Mart 

Parkin on their lot

Staying where the camping is free

We’re waltzin thru Wal-mart

Shopping till we drop

We’re happy as we can be

Stocking the RV with things that we need

It seems the parkin’ ain’t free

The carts getting fuller we’re getting poorer

We should have stayed at the park

We’re waltzin thru Wal-Mart 

Parkin on their lot

Staying where the camping is free

We’re waltzin thru Wal-Mart 

When a wheel on our cart 

Stops turning, wouldn’t you know

Over 300 carts sitting on their lot

We get the one that won’t roll

We push it and we drag it

Till we get to the checkout

It’s time for us to go

We’re waltzin thru Wal-Mart 

Parkin on their lot

Staying where the camping is free

Staying where the camping is free

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

Livin in an RV is a lot of fun 

But funny things can happen when you’re on a run

Don’t take things for granted it’ll bite you on the butt

RVs can make you feel like a nut

Filled up the tank forgot about the cap

Backing in our sight I saw the fuel spilling out

I ran to the window to get my wife to stop

Diesel fuel was pourin out but the fuel flap was

locked

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

A strong was blowin as we went down the road

We heard a loud bang on the side of the coach

The awning flipped out and hit us on the side

Now it gets locked before we go for a ride

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

Loaded up the washer went out to eat

Came back found water just a runnin in the street

The shower filled up then down on the floor

I won’t forget to open the gray valve any more

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

Pulling out of a sight in Branson one day

My wife was walkin back from the dumpstie

up the way

She started screamin oh what a fright

The power cable was plugged and it was

getting tight

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

Putting out the slides on a cold and

rainy day

A drawer got caught and its face got ripped away

Now I make sure that I shut all the drawers

So I won’t rip the face of a drawer anymore

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

Down in the Ozarks hookin up the hose

Pulled the black tank handle let the stinky 

water flow

I forgot to put the hose in the ground

Black water was flowin thru the campground

A castle on wheels is where I wanna be

Just rollin down the road livin a life that’s free

Seeing the sights all along the way

Making new friends each and every day

Making new friends each and every day

II wanna be……in my RV

I wanna ride..thru the country side

I wanna go where theres no snow

I’m gonna keep those big wheels

Rollin down the road

When those big wheels are turnin’

And the motor is a churnin’

My honey has a smile that’ll

Reach for a mile

She’s happy as she can be 

Just seein’ all that she can see

That’s the life for her and me

In our RV

And when I die…..I won’t cry

Cause I know..where I’m gonna go

I’m gonna fly up in the sky

And I’ll be in RV Heaven By and By

There’s an RV Heaven a waitin’

And I’m anticipatin 

Ridin’ in an RV 

That won’t break down on me

Ridin’ down streets of gold

Where time doesn’t make you old

Thars the place for her and me

In our RV

I wanna be……in my RV

I wanna ride..thru the country side

I wanna go where theres no snow

I’m gonna keep those big wheels

Rollin down the road

When those big wheels are turnin’

And the motor is a churnin’

My honey has a smile that’ll

Reach for a mile

She’s happy as she can be 

Just seein’ all that she can see

That’s the life for her and me

In our RV

We are the Cowboys of the wide open road.     
Engines for horses and RVs our home
We love our freedom and we love to roam
We are the Cowboys of the wide open road.
 

Back in the cities, they have different ways,
With homes in the suburbs and 8 to 5 days
We’ll take an RV wherever we go,
We are the Cowboys of the wide open road.
 

A campfire for fun as we park for the night,
The stars overhead bring us delight
Singing the songs ever RVer knows
We are the Cowboys of the wide open road.
 

Up in the morning to start out our day
Load up the RV we’re on our way
So many places for us to go
We are the Cowboys of the wide open road.

Oh, give us a home that will roll on and on
Where the roads are not crowded all day
Where engines are heard and freedoms the  word
And the good times are here to stay

Home, home on the road., 

Where where the fifth wheels and motorhomes roam
Where we sing our songs  while our campfire burns on
And the roads keep calling our name
 

Oh give us a home that’ll  roam sweet roam
Where we sleep at the end of the day
Theres one thing we know, there no grass to mow
And we’ll meet new friends on the way

Home, home on the road., 

Where where the fifth wheels and motorhomes roam
Where we sing our songs  while our campfire burns on
And the roads keep calling our name

Oh give us a home that’ll roll from the snow
And will park in warm southern sun
Where the people are great and you’re never late
Where everyone knows everyone  

Home, home on the road., 

Where where the fifth wheels and motorhomes roam
Where we sing our songs  while our campfire burns on
And the roads keep calling our name

Yes, the roads keep calling our name

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me, drove 400 miles to register my RV. C

Just to save some tax, thought I would relax….

SouthDakota wasn’t too good to me.

An RV sign pointed to the park, this bean field was only just the start

With only a water hook-ups and ruts as big as a truck….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

I plugged my puter into my cell phone, It wouldn’t even go to analog roam.

I’m stuck in a bean field, this twilight zone was real….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

I drove to Emery to get my home address, Then I was almost placed under arrest.

Marijuana Plants outside, right beside the drive….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

Got my license and then I headed hom e, didn’t want to stay there for too long

Dumped gray in the field, got mud on my wheels….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

The black tank was as full as a well, took 3 packs of blue to kill the smell.

Headed down the road, carrying this stinky load….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

Then we saw a sign dump station, oh what a sweet revelation. 

Hooked up the sewer hose, but little did I know….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

I pulled the handle to the sewer valve, black water started gushing out loud.

The clamp wasn’t tight, oh what a fright…

.South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

Then the sewer hose slipped off, I couldn’t find the valve in all the slop.

40 gallons of sewer sour hit me at 60 Miles an hour….

South Dakota wasn’t too good to me.

Wakin’ in the mornin’ to a sunny day
Packing up the RV and we’re on our way
We’re Rollin’        Yeah we’re Rollin

Seein’ the sights along the way
It’s a great way to spend the day
We’re Rollin         Yeah we’re Rollin

We’re gonna roll till the sun goes down
And park at Wal-mart at the edge of town
Shut her down for the rest of the night
And Roll her out at first daylight 

Lookin’ up ahead theres a Flyin’ J
We stop for fuel then we’re on our way
We’re Rollin’        Yeah we’re Rollin

Stoppin’ and a shoppin’ on the side of the road
Just taking our time as we go
We’re Rollin         Yeah we’re Rollin

Wakin’ in the mornin’ to a sunny day
Packing up the RV and we’re on our way
We’re Rollin’        Yeah we’re Rollin

Seein’ the sights along the way
It’s a great way to spend the day
We’re Rollin         Yeah we’re Rollin